The Truth on Red Granite Quarry

[Vtach]

Dean, it seems as though you are already familiar with TURD and its extension URATURD.  TURD is always welcoming new divers but the process is quite lengthy.  First of all you must submit proper documentation of training and experience with WERETURDS (Worldwide Endowment Resource for Education of Technical Underwater Research Divers Society).  After that you have a final review, interview and approval is necessary from the governing board of TURD before installment as a TURD diver.  I hope you seriously consider joining us TURD's.  We are always looking for good solid divers.

;D ;D

Todd